Climate Enthusiast Gifts

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

Not unresponsive to the concerns of environmentalists, the pipeline company would eventually make concessions.

"Run for your life, the ice age is coming."

'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'

'Luigi's paranoid about global warming.'

'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.'

'You never know where El Nino will strike next!'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Weather Forecast (forecaster's nose growing)

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Environmental Clues

Global Warming.

Snow.

"Quick! Tell me again! Is it El Nino or La Nina?"

'I miss having four seasons.'

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

'The little twerps have me all discombobulated -- I was supposed to start an ice age 100 years ago!'

Hey Jeff, have you ever realized that it's warmer in the fridge than outside?

"I'm all for environmentalism too, but I think this is going too far."

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west..."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"The weather's been so unpredictable this year."

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Painting clouds

Scarcity

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain