Climate Adaptation Enthusiast Gifts

"Before this Global Warming,I never knew what grass was."

Scarcity

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Global Warming.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

Healing the Earth

IPCC-Science

Global Warming.

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

The Science Without Foundation Foundation