Climate Enthusiasts Gifts

'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Painting clouds

Scarcity

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.