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'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Painting clouds

Scarcity

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

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"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

Global Warming.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."