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"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Scarcity

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Global Warming.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"I am a control freak."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'