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"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'H&S say we can't serve you food in case you get fat...another glass of room temperature water?'

Non-metric speak your weight machine

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

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'For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to find any unsafe conditions at this job site.'

Indoor sauna.

Slam!

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."