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'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

'I was well liked before they assigned me to thermostat control.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Global Warming.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"I am a control freak."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

Environmental Clues