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"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Global Warming.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Football fan

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"I am a control freak."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'Am I shivering or giggling?'