Climate-controlled Enthusiast Gifts

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Global Warming.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Football fan

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"I am a control freak."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Igloo Building.

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'