Temperature Control Aficionado Gifts

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"I am a control freak."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

Businessman as God

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