Thermostat Enthusiast Gifts

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Gas Vs. Electric

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

Hot and Cold Elevator

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."