Thermostat Enthusiast Pillows

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

Gas Vs. Electric

"These things are made to keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

Stop turning down the thermostat.

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

Hot and Cold Elevator

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."