Smart Thermostat Enthusiast Pillows

Boss, is the air conditioning broken? It just plummeted to about 30 degrees. That's awful. It was supposed to gradually fall to 30 degrees. Gradual temperature declines boost sales of hot drinks by 17%. But rapid declines make people leave. This can't be legal. Hold on, I'm setting the Ecobee to emergency blast furnace.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

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"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"No, it's not a computer monitor. It's a doggy door. Not everything is technology related."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Good morning, Doug, I've had a chat with the other smart appliances, and we feel we'll be just fine without you from here on in."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"It's a smart app. It locks the doors and windows if it hears the words 'change management consultant'."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"