Temperature Control Fanatic Pillows

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"Who the hell keeps turning up the heat in here!?!"

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

Slam!

Indoor sauna.

"Is it 'To whom should I yell at for touching the #!@*! thermostat' or 'To who should I yell at'?..."

Gas Vs. Electric

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

Hot and Cold Elevator

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'It's all right for you with your fan, - we insist that you do something about the thermostat out here!'

". . . I said, that new air-conditioner sure is powerful!"

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

'I was well liked before they assigned me to thermostat control.'

Where all the trouble really started: The Tree of Room Temperature.

"Somewhere, anywhere cold."

Luke warm reception

This job I got will only last until the pandemic is over. It's temp work.

"Is the air conditioner too cold for you, dear?"

Poor Circulation Desk

Right now I would prefer extreme cold!