Temperature Enthusiast Pillows

Hot and Cold Elevator

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Painting clouds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Global Warming.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Habanero ..."

'I'll take ten, please.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'