Temperature Enthusiast Gifts

Hot and Cold Elevator

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Painting clouds

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Global Warming.

Mother nature takes her course.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."