Heat Enthusiast Gifts

Man lost in desert, sign reads: Caution Sun Glare next 200 miles.

"I'm used to this from doing Bikram yoga."

"Habanero ..."

The less popular burning tongue festival

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"Too much chilli?"

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Do you think we're cool dudes - I mean really cool?" "I'm not so cool standing beside this electric fire!"

'So leave those blankets off folks, because it looks like another scorcher tomorrow.'

Bob misread the memo on hot-desking.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"How do you like the nachos, Honey? The store was out of Jalapeño peppers, but I found these cute little red ones called Carolina reapers!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'