Heat Lovers Gifts

"On the plus side it's nice and warm here."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"What? No Vanilla?"

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

People siting on icebergs,

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"