Heat Lovers T-Shirts

"On the plus side it's nice and warm here."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

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"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

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"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"What? No Vanilla?"

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

People siting on icebergs,

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'