Heat Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Beanirrito"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Habanero ..."

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Fracking Express

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Studying Fire Behavior

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"What? No Vanilla?"