Heat Enthusiasts Pillows

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Beanirrito"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Habanero ..."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Where clean coal comes from.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Fracking Express

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

Candles In Bed

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Hells Snack Shack.

Studying Fire Behavior

Before the Fall