Heating Enthusiasts Pillows

Stop turning down the thermostat.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"Habanero ..."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Living together, couple in love.

Where clean coal comes from.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

Fracking Express

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"Looks like we'll be going on holiday on our own this year."

Studying Fire Behavior

Candles In Bed

Before the Fall

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'