Heater Enthusiast Pillows

'Well Watson junior you seem to be in your element.'

Hot dog.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Habanero ..."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Living together, couple in love.

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Thames Pizza

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."