Heater Enthusiast Gifts

'Well Watson junior you seem to be in your element.'

Hot dog.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Habanero ..."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Living together, couple in love.

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Thames Pizza

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

"Did you really buy a new TV just to watch this programme?"

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

Why don't you look at ME that way?