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Gas Vs. Electric

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Habanero ..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

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Winford gets the latest in refrigerator technology with an ATM ice dispenser.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

"Let's go for the four-slot toaster."

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."

'I told him not to install central air.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

'We just got Jimmy a waterbed.'

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

'We need a really big fridge. We have a lot of fridge magnets.'

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."