Air Conditioning Aficionado Gifts

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Crane fishing

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

'Note to self - fix air conditioner.'

Cat flap for a truck.

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

Oil and the Middle East

"Ahhhh."

'I told him not to install central air.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Slam!

"I told you you keep the thermostat up too high."

Air conditioning.

"I'm staging a battle between the humidifier and the dehumidifier."

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

Forklift truck

Gas Vs. Electric