Climate Control Aficionado Gifts

Slam!

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Scarcity

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'I have an open-door policy, but only until the air conditioner is repaired.'

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'California: Here I come!'

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

Now do you believe in global warming?!

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

'I do wish you'd stop playing with the climate control Hazel!'

Environmental Clues

"Of course some species have adapted better than others to climate change..."

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis