Climate Aficionado Gifts

"We've always have the Paris accord together."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Painting clouds

Scarcity

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Global Warming.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Mother nature takes her course.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Hurricane damage to trees

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Welcome to Scotland...

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."