Weather Aficionado Gifts

"We have had a flood warning. But we' re just waiting for Michael Fish to confirm it."

"As usual, its perfect weather in Heaven today. Sunshine, a light breeze... Not too hot and not too cold. Now, after the break... Is hell freezing over? Stay tuned."

'It looks like rain.'

The BBC pulls a fast one

"How come we never get invited to these extreme weather events?"

"Yes, that's another sign that Lake Superior is having a warmer-than-usual January."

Cold winter in USA

"You say every Winter is your 'Winter of discontent'."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.