Unpredictable Weather Enthusiast Gifts

The British Way. (Rainy): 'What a washout!', 'Is sunshine too much to ask for?' (Sunny:) 'What a scorcher!', 'Is a cool breeze to much to ask for?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'I'll take ten, please.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

Hurricane damage to trees

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."