Forecast Enthusiast Gifts

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"

Weather Forecasts

The End of Crisis.

70 chance of returning in 45 min.

'... And once again, there will be some local flooding.'

Let's talk about the weather.

"I want to be a meteorologist when I grow up. That way I can be wrong half the time and still keep my job."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Well, we needed the rain."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Incorrect weather forecasts.