Forecast Aficionado Gifts

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Maria Larosa

'Honey, there's a 37% chance I'll be home for dinner at six and a 65% chance I'll be there after eleven!'

'On Wall Street, analysts predict a high around 86, cooling off later this evening to a low around 54.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

A sure sign of rain

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'