Forecaster Enthusiast Gifts

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

"Well, we needed the rain."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Sunbathing in Autumn

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

A sure sign of rain

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Office Weather

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Wow, you look sexy today."