Prediction Enthusiast Gifts

5 day forecast.

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

China's and Hong Kong's futures markets closed early today....

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

Economic Forecasting

Nostrildamus.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"It says it might be a bit warmer tomorrow!"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Weather prediction is guesswork.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Bruce The Unhelpful Weatherman

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"Wow! - Record climate emergency in Western Canada!. . ."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.