Predictability Enthusiast Gifts

"I know it's you Brian. You gift me exactly the same thing every Christmas."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

Let's talk about the weather.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

'Our market analysis is in.'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"We're still pre-rich."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

Global Forecasting Institute

Pipe Dream

Nostrildamus.

Suspense

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

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