Predictability Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates predictability? Our curated selection blends humor and sincerity, perfect for those who find comfort in routine. From mugs to prints, these products celebrate stability with a playful twist that resonates with lovers of order and clarity.

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No Surprises

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"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing." mockup

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

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'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!' mockup

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

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"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it." mockup

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

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While You Were Out: We Moved!

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"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"We're having a special today on bright futures." mockup

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

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"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!" mockup

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

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"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future." mockup

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

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"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists" mockup

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

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'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

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'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.' mockup

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

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"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!" mockup

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

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Let's talk about the weather.

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'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.' mockup

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

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"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer." mockup

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

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"That's because supply exceeds demand." mockup

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

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"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?" mockup

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

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"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same." mockup

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

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"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong." mockup

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

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Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.." mockup

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

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"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls." mockup

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

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'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'

'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.' mockup

'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'

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Nostrildamus.

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"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%." mockup

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

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"We're still pre-rich."

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Suspense

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"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

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