Unpredictability Enthusiasts Gifts

Flexible

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Traffic Cone Monsters

Unrest Area.

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

To the Aquarium

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

Book ratings.

'Everyone left, and it's only the second inning. We should have asked them who's going to win.'

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

No Surprises

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

"This is Plan A. I recommend we skip it and get right on to Plan B."

The British Way. (Rainy): 'What a washout!', 'Is sunshine too much to ask for?' (Sunny:) 'What a scorcher!', 'Is a cool breeze to much to ask for?'

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"I know it's you Brian. You gift me exactly the same thing every Christmas."

Couples compare their ambitions for their future children.

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

Volcanic ash cloud held up with sticks

"The forecast said it was going to be light rain."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

It began as a morning like any other ......................

"April fool! . . . it'll melt. . ."

Roland meets his new lab pardner.

Isn't life ironic