
No Surprises
Decorate their space with art prints that celebrate predictability. Featuring clever and charming designs, these prints bring a sense of order and familiarity to any room, making them ideal for routine lovers.
No Surprises
"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
While You Were Out: We Moved!
Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?
I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.
"We're having a special today on bright futures."
"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"
"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"
"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."
"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"
'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'
'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'
Let's talk about the weather.
"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."
'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'
"That's because supply exceeds demand."
"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"
"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."
Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."
"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."
"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."
"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."
Nostrildamus.
'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'
Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.
"We're still pre-rich."
Suspense
"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."
"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."
Weather Forecasts
"I see meetings. Lots of meetings."
"Enjoy!"
"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."
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