Predictability Lover Pillows

No Surprises

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

Let's talk about the weather.

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'

Nostrildamus.

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"We're still pre-rich."

Suspense

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

"The strawberry surprise may have been predictable but the real surprise comes with the bill."

Weather Forecasts

"I see meetings. Lots of meetings."

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."

"Enjoy!"