Prediction Enthusiasts Pillows

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Department of Pure Speculation.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Weather bar

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

Let's talk about the weather.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Our market analysis is in.'

Uninhabital USA.

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Do you really want to know?"

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

Global Forecasting Institute