"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."
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"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."
"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."
'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'
The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.
'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'
"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."
The end is near.
Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt
Department of Pure Speculation.
Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?
'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'
'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'
'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."
Weather bar
1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.
"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."
Information desk manned by a fortune teller.
"That's because supply exceeds demand."
'Our market analysis is in.'
"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."
"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."
"Do you really want to know?"
Uninhabital USA.
"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."
Let's talk about the weather.
"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"
"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."
Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."
"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."
Pipe Dream
Nostradamus's secret is almost exposed.
Nostrildamus.
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