Prophecy Enthusiasts Gifts

"Yes, but what are your goals?"

"Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Big Medium

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

"Economists, and these days we're missing more and more of the poor souls."

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

Nostrildamus.

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

"Covid again!"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

I have seen the future...

"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."