Prophecy Collectors Gifts

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

The End is Near.

The Bible, signed copy.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A self-filling prophecy.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

2012,end of the world advice.

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'