Prophecy Collectors Pillows

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

The end is near.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

The End is Near.

The Bible, signed copy.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

A self-filling prophecy.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

Metamorphosis is coming.

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

2012,end of the world advice.