Prophecy Lover Pillows

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Nostradamus and his visions of our times.

"What's a patent?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'How's that, Umpire?'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

The end is near.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Two for Joy."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

The End is Near.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

Bartenders making cocktails

"Covid again!"

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

A cheerleader doing a high kick

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

'Garlic and crucifixes won't hurt, but if you really want to keep the Count at bay just say 'commitment'.'

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'