Prophecy Lover Prints

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"What's a patent?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'How's that, Umpire?'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Bartenders making cocktails

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

"Covid again!"

'Garlic and crucifixes won't hurt, but if you really want to keep the Count at bay just say 'commitment'.'

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'

A cheerleader doing a high kick