Divination Lover Prints

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Your future looks charming.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Psychic diving competition.

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

The end is near.

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Hog Futures

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Crystal Ball Plug

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

Big Medium

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

First Annual Psychic Convention

'Bring back my crystal ball!'