Divination Enthusiast Prints

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You can't come in here with that.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Your future looks charming.'

Tourist

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Psychic diving competition.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Nikolay Rerih

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.