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"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Tourist

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Psychic diving competition.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Nikolay Rerih

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

The end is near.

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'