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Psychic diving competition.

"You like people and people respond to that."

'There's so little to read, I'll only charge you half price.'

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

"I see you've never dated a clairvoyant before."

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Psychic help line woman tossing a coin

Psychic news - 'This guy fancies me'.

MME. Jamilah can read your thoughts! 20 Min = 15, - Euro.

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Environmentalist

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Channelling on the Cheap

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"