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Psychic diving competition.

"You like people and people respond to that."

'There's so little to read, I'll only charge you half price.'

"You like to drink toilet water, roll in poop, and sniff butts..."

'I just love reading your mind. No big words.'

'You'd thin he'd do more with his mind control.'

"What can you tell me about my life?"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"I'm not having trouble reading your mind, but the typos and grammatical errors are frustrating. . ."

"I see you've never dated a clairvoyant before."

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Psychic help line woman tossing a coin

Psychic news - 'This guy fancies me'.

MME. Jamilah can read your thoughts! 20 Min = 15, - Euro.

Graduation Day At Telekinesis School

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Environmentalist

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Asking out a palm reader.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're solemates!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'